Caryn Ruby http://carynruby.com Wed, 22 May 2013 03:04:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Happy Mother’s Day to all! Including not “regular” mothers! http://carynruby.com/happy-mothers-day-to-all-including-not-regular-mothers/ http://carynruby.com/happy-mothers-day-to-all-including-not-regular-mothers/#comments Sun, 12 May 2013 17:59:12 +0000 CarynRuby http://carynruby.com/?p=708 Continue reading →]]> I made another drunk girl video to celebrate mother’s day. It’s disappointing that single Pet Moms aren’t recognized more. Well, here you go.
Especially since my cat (who also happens to be a movie star) (here and also here) has been with me for 18 years! That’s gotta count for something, right? Right. Happy Mother’s day to all you cat moms, dog moms, hamster moms, squirrel moms…whatever. Enjoy your day!


]]> http://carynruby.com/happy-mothers-day-to-all-including-not-regular-mothers/feed/ 0 Drunk Girl is a success! http://carynruby.com/the-drunk-girl-is-a-success/ http://carynruby.com/the-drunk-girl-is-a-success/#comments Fri, 22 Mar 2013 21:53:47 +0000 CarynRuby http://carynruby.com/?p=673 Continue reading →]]> Lol. Guys, I’m so excited! My hard work is starting to pay off! Thank you everyone for your support, for watching, liking & commenting! Here’s Drunk Girl on St. Patricks Day:

More episodes with Drunk girl plus some new characters coming soon!!


]]> http://carynruby.com/the-drunk-girl-is-a-success/feed/ 0 Almost 700 views & 80 likes in 3 days http://carynruby.com/almost-700-views-80-likes-in-3-days/ http://carynruby.com/almost-700-views-80-likes-in-3-days/#comments Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:24:17 +0000 CarynRuby http://carynruby.com/?p=658 Continue reading →]]> Friday I saw an article about people suing Anheuser-Busch for diluting their beer. Then I read that the plaintiffs hadn’t tested any samples to prove their accusation. Hilarious! I started to write a joke but realized this was way more than one joke, and *AHA* *Epiphany* I finally had a reason to play drunk!

ps, I LOVE LOVE LOVE pretending to be drunk. I don’t know why I find it so much fun, especially since I’m not at all a drinker (I get sick and think I’m allergic but that’s another story for another day).

Anywhoo, I thought it would be fun to do the bit SNL-Weekend Update style. It got lots of views & likes right away, so I am super excited!

Thanks for watching!

]]> http://carynruby.com/almost-700-views-80-likes-in-3-days/feed/ 0 An old poem I wrote, still pretty relevant http://carynruby.com/an-old-poem-i-wrote-still-pretty-relevant/ http://carynruby.com/an-old-poem-i-wrote-still-pretty-relevant/#comments Thu, 10 Jan 2013 05:35:37 +0000 CarynRuby http://carynruby.com/?p=630 Continue reading →]]> I wrote this poem in January, 2005

It’s time to rise up
All band together
Do it now or ther’ll be no forever
Biotechnology, Franken foods
Do you really know what’s in you?

Watch the news, it’s all manufactured for you

Wanna know what’s really going on? Or would you rather just be another pawn
It’s all there to be found you just need to look around

Educate yourself ain’t no one gonna do it for you

Big brother is no joke
Go ahead, take another toke
It’s happening right in front of you

What’s worse?  Smoking a joint or robbing someone at gunpoint?
Men getting married or people getting buried
Something is wrong with our society.  It’s nothing new.

We are the majority!

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